Chapter 1: Crossing.
Sunday is a very good day for high school students. They can choose either one of the three; pick up girls, go shopping, or play games in Internet cafes. As an ordinary senior high school student, Wu Ling Feng chose to play games in Internet cafes.
Wu Ling Feng, a member of the middle-class, has neither Gao Fushuai's potential nor a good reputation for excellence. He is obviously not quite sure about making good friends, dating is out of the question.
There is only one school flower, that all the boys want to go to school just to get a glimpse of her. Wu Ling Feng naturally is no exception, but people look down upon him as ordinary. Maybe he won't even be able to talk to the school flower after graduating from high school.
There is no hope for Wu Ling Feng to go shopping. As one he can't go shopping without a girlfriend. The other is that he has no money and can only go to the street to eat.
Therefore, the Internet bar is a paradise for him. Wu Ling Feng still has a dream, that is, to have a love affair on the net. It's okay to talk on the net. It's better as it's sweet, faster at cutting off things, and more skillful.
Wu Ling Feng entered the Internet cafe as usual and charged 20 yuan into the membership card. The net fee of 3 yuan an hour is really a pit. How many instant noodles can he buy with that amount?
Sitting in his favorite No.88 position, Wu Ling Feng felt that his luck today must be very good. Maybe he can get a magic armor, which he can sell for two dollars. Then he can show off in an ostentatious manner in KTV for one night.
Turning on the computer, then finding the DNF icon, double-clicking to start the game, and then selecting the male mage character. Warming up his hands, he felt more confidence.
(DNF=Dungeon Fighter Online)
In fact, Wu Ling Feng thinks that the male mage is a lesser outstanding profession overall, but his most powerful passive skill, immortality, is practically cheating. When this character came out, Wu Ling Feng was really dumbfounded. You can be resurrected at level 1, which is too unethical.
At that time, the streets in the game were full of male mages, why? Who doesn't want to experience the shamelessness of immortality?
In Wu Ling Feng's opinion however, the best professions are slayers and creators. These two professions are definitely the top two of the strongest single output dealers in DNF. A Male slayer is definitely a pure man's profession. He has a tattered and premordial body. He has magical chains that seals a demon that if freed can launch some independent attacks.
Pointing out the map, Wu Ling Feng manipulated his character to rush into the zombie group. He unleashed basic attacks, wind strike, trap strike and dimension:accident as he wiped out this mob whilst his character didn't forget to show off by wriggling its ass out.
Wu Ling Feng, who was proud of himself, suddenly paused. The computer screen suddenly darkened. What the hell? Did the computer broke? This father's method is not coquettish enough. Let me practice twice more.
Then a dialog box appeared on the computer screen.
"The World of Arad has invited you to cross, please choose to accept or not!"
Wu Ling Feng was stunned. Damn. What kind of virus is this? Arad? Cross your mum. I'm going to fuck you. Do you know how precious this young master's time is? This costed 20, I tell you!
Obviously, Wu Ling Feng chose to cross unconsciously. After all, what's gonna happen is nothing, only him cursing this damn virus. Gradually, the unhappy Wu Ling Feng felt his head become groggy as he fainted on the computer desk.
At this time, the dialog box on the computer screen disappeared, a black whirlpool appeared on the computer screen, and then a mass of green virtual shadow was sucked in by the whirlpool. Looking at the shadow, isn't it just a reduced version of Wu Ling Feng?
The surrounding neets who's playing LOL did not notice any abnormalities. If they bothered, they would find that Wu Ling Feng had already gone OVER.
……
When Wu Ling Feng woke up, he found himself lying on a piece of grass. On his right hand side was a bucket filled with clear water. A slight breeze swept over him and felt cool on his face.
Where is this? Aren't I in an Internet cafe? Wu Ling Feng felt his head was weighty. Am I dreaming? Where am I? Did last night's YY class drained him, his head hurt, was he in a coma?
(YY=fantasizing, sexual thoughts)
Ah, it seems that YY also has its limits. Was last night his limit? No, it is shameful to say it. If he had to say it's three hundred times, it would be embarrassing. It would 'seem' like he's too thirsty.
Three hundred times, three hundred times, this is a powerful challenge that may not be completed in one night if it was anybody else.
When Wu Ling Feng was still in his fantasy, his whole body trembled, then his mouth spat white foam as a large amount of information rushed into his brain. This time, he understood.
His soul definitely crossed. The guy's body is also called Wu Ling Feng. He's a soldier of the Wolf Warriors Legion of the Arad St. Light Empire.
"It's so beautiful, life, such happiness..." Happiness came too fast, living with magic and martial arts, he suddenly excitedly shouted.
He must be renowned, he must win honor as he'd become a member of the crossing army. I must definitely get a sister from another world, and then again and again, let her taste the power of earth men ...
(sister as in girlfriend not blood related kind of sister)
At that time, Wu Ling Feng was on cloud 9. Pretty sisters, gold coins; life in the other world is going to be wonderful ...
When he was about to show off Wu Ling Feng suddenly realized, looking at his earth-colored clothes, his ripped cloth shoes with his toes sticking out, his heart can't help but sigh. How can I forget that I'm nothing but a mob at the moment.
He was so speechless that he teared, thinking of how he's going to get out of poverty to begin with. He's struggling amongst the mud right now, it seems that the blond hair proud and petite beauty and charming royal elder sister, is still quite far to reach.
As an excellent person who have moral integrity, Wu Ling Feng feels that he should take it step by step. No matter how agitated he is, no gold will come out of thin air. He still needs to do it himself.
The first thing to do after crossing worlds is to look at what you look like. Wu Ling Feng puts his face up to the bucket and looked at his reflection. A handsome young man with black hair, black eyes, red lips and white teeth appeared in front of Wu Ling Feng. Woo, that's great. It seems he retained the characteristics of Chinese people. Is there a Han nationality in this world?
The most satisfying thing about Wu Ling Feng is that he is a small white face. Whoops. Well, with this charming and handsome appearance, he is full of hope for his future life.
(white face=handsome and is qualified to be a gigolo)
"Three circles to the left, three circles to the right, twist your neck, jiggle your ass, be happy and jolly ..."
The cheerful Wu Ling Feng, humming a ditty, climbed to the top of Mount Everest. No, he crossed the hill and headed for the camp. He had the task of fetching water, otherwise he had to be whipped ...
Sunday is a very good day for high school students. They can choose either one of the three; pick up girls, go shopping, or play games in Internet cafes. As an ordinary senior high school student, Wu Ling Feng chose to play games in Internet cafes.
Wu Ling Feng, a member of the middle-class, has neither Gao Fushuai's potential nor a good reputation for excellence. He is obviously not quite sure about making good friends, dating is out of the question.
There is only one school flower, that all the boys want to go to school just to get a glimpse of her. Wu Ling Feng naturally is no exception, but people look down upon him as ordinary. Maybe he won't even be able to talk to the school flower after graduating from high school.
There is no hope for Wu Ling Feng to go shopping. As one he can't go shopping without a girlfriend. The other is that he has no money and can only go to the street to eat.
Therefore, the Internet bar is a paradise for him. Wu Ling Feng still has a dream, that is, to have a love affair on the net. It's okay to talk on the net. It's better as it's sweet, faster at cutting off things, and more skillful.
Wu Ling Feng entered the Internet cafe as usual and charged 20 yuan into the membership card. The net fee of 3 yuan an hour is really a pit. How many instant noodles can he buy with that amount?
Sitting in his favorite No.88 position, Wu Ling Feng felt that his luck today must be very good. Maybe he can get a magic armor, which he can sell for two dollars. Then he can show off in an ostentatious manner in KTV for one night.
Turning on the computer, then finding the DNF icon, double-clicking to start the game, and then selecting the male mage character. Warming up his hands, he felt more confidence.
(DNF=Dungeon Fighter Online)
In fact, Wu Ling Feng thinks that the male mage is a lesser outstanding profession overall, but his most powerful passive skill, immortality, is practically cheating. When this character came out, Wu Ling Feng was really dumbfounded. You can be resurrected at level 1, which is too unethical.
At that time, the streets in the game were full of male mages, why? Who doesn't want to experience the shamelessness of immortality?
In Wu Ling Feng's opinion however, the best professions are slayers and creators. These two professions are definitely the top two of the strongest single output dealers in DNF. A Male slayer is definitely a pure man's profession. He has a tattered and premordial body. He has magical chains that seals a demon that if freed can launch some independent attacks.
Pointing out the map, Wu Ling Feng manipulated his character to rush into the zombie group. He unleashed basic attacks, wind strike, trap strike and dimension:accident as he wiped out this mob whilst his character didn't forget to show off by wriggling its ass out.
Wu Ling Feng, who was proud of himself, suddenly paused. The computer screen suddenly darkened. What the hell? Did the computer broke? This father's method is not coquettish enough. Let me practice twice more.
Then a dialog box appeared on the computer screen.
"The World of Arad has invited you to cross, please choose to accept or not!"
Wu Ling Feng was stunned. Damn. What kind of virus is this? Arad? Cross your mum. I'm going to fuck you. Do you know how precious this young master's time is? This costed 20, I tell you!
Obviously, Wu Ling Feng chose to cross unconsciously. After all, what's gonna happen is nothing, only him cursing this damn virus. Gradually, the unhappy Wu Ling Feng felt his head become groggy as he fainted on the computer desk.
At this time, the dialog box on the computer screen disappeared, a black whirlpool appeared on the computer screen, and then a mass of green virtual shadow was sucked in by the whirlpool. Looking at the shadow, isn't it just a reduced version of Wu Ling Feng?
The surrounding neets who's playing LOL did not notice any abnormalities. If they bothered, they would find that Wu Ling Feng had already gone OVER.
……
When Wu Ling Feng woke up, he found himself lying on a piece of grass. On his right hand side was a bucket filled with clear water. A slight breeze swept over him and felt cool on his face.
Where is this? Aren't I in an Internet cafe? Wu Ling Feng felt his head was weighty. Am I dreaming? Where am I? Did last night's YY class drained him, his head hurt, was he in a coma?
(YY=fantasizing, sexual thoughts)
Ah, it seems that YY also has its limits. Was last night his limit? No, it is shameful to say it. If he had to say it's three hundred times, it would be embarrassing. It would 'seem' like he's too thirsty.
Three hundred times, three hundred times, this is a powerful challenge that may not be completed in one night if it was anybody else.
When Wu Ling Feng was still in his fantasy, his whole body trembled, then his mouth spat white foam as a large amount of information rushed into his brain. This time, he understood.
His soul definitely crossed. The guy's body is also called Wu Ling Feng. He's a soldier of the Wolf Warriors Legion of the Arad St. Light Empire.
"It's so beautiful, life, such happiness..." Happiness came too fast, living with magic and martial arts, he suddenly excitedly shouted.
He must be renowned, he must win honor as he'd become a member of the crossing army. I must definitely get a sister from another world, and then again and again, let her taste the power of earth men ...
(sister as in girlfriend not blood related kind of sister)
At that time, Wu Ling Feng was on cloud 9. Pretty sisters, gold coins; life in the other world is going to be wonderful ...
When he was about to show off Wu Ling Feng suddenly realized, looking at his earth-colored clothes, his ripped cloth shoes with his toes sticking out, his heart can't help but sigh. How can I forget that I'm nothing but a mob at the moment.
He was so speechless that he teared, thinking of how he's going to get out of poverty to begin with. He's struggling amongst the mud right now, it seems that the blond hair proud and petite beauty and charming royal elder sister, is still quite far to reach.
As an excellent person who have moral integrity, Wu Ling Feng feels that he should take it step by step. No matter how agitated he is, no gold will come out of thin air. He still needs to do it himself.
The first thing to do after crossing worlds is to look at what you look like. Wu Ling Feng puts his face up to the bucket and looked at his reflection. A handsome young man with black hair, black eyes, red lips and white teeth appeared in front of Wu Ling Feng. Woo, that's great. It seems he retained the characteristics of Chinese people. Is there a Han nationality in this world?
The most satisfying thing about Wu Ling Feng is that he is a small white face. Whoops. Well, with this charming and handsome appearance, he is full of hope for his future life.
(white face=handsome and is qualified to be a gigolo)
"Three circles to the left, three circles to the right, twist your neck, jiggle your ass, be happy and jolly ..."
The cheerful Wu Ling Feng, humming a ditty, climbed to the top of Mount Everest. No, he crossed the hill and headed for the camp. He had the task of fetching water, otherwise he had to be whipped ...
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Thanks for translating this chapter, but mind telling me why you translated it? Chapter 1-8 are already translated and still accessable (though slightly bothersome with sketchy redirects, long loading times and problematic security protocol), while chapter 9+ are only mtl so far.
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ReplyDeletePrecisely because it's bothersome. Also I read while translating so I want to start from the very beginning.
ReplyDeleteAlright, thanks for answering me and thanks for making it easier to access.
Deletebtw, can you remove all chapters from 9 to 100 on novel updates? The blogspot page has been taken down a few days ago. (and chapter 9-29 where on a different site which has been take down long before that.)
I don't know if we can remove it on NU... but I'll try to reach out.
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